Author: momvent

Sleep

i slept in for the first time in years and felt guilty. hate waking up, looking at my phone and going ‘holy shit’ instead of ‘wow go me’

What I Miss

A reason to wear stilettos. Baseball. Dinner at a nice restaurant. Going to a shop and buying something elegant to show off for no reason at all. Getting out on the water. Variety in life. Feeling sexy. Not having a perfect kid melt down for no reason because she doesn’t know how to handle this […]

Bad Mom 101

Frustrated with her lack of performance in math I played a card I shouldn’t have played to try and kick her in the butt to get more motivated. Needless to say it worked. However it was painful and almost backfired. I had bad dreams all night. I will never be able to take it back. […]

Porn Star

When your guys asks you ‘who’s your favorite porn star’ it’s it a double edge sword (pun intended). Aren’t you supposed to say ‘oh hunnie it’s you’. #boosthisego

Finishing

Do guys measure everything by ‘finishing’? Do we finish on the reg, we don’t. Why do I feel (do others feel this?) that when they don’t ‘finish’ we didn’t do our ‘job’? Help me out ladies. #sextalk

Amazon

Bought 2 things that went together at the same time. Both arrived in same location for fulfillment. 1 showed up the other didn’t. Amazon says contact manufacturer, manufacturer says contact Amazon. Amazon won’t take customer services calls during the virus. Work needs products. Money to be spent and nothing to be received. Trying to stay […]

Indulgences or Nah

I find it funny that my conference calls start with who’s drinking more, who’s not drinking at all. Who loves their kids as an escape and who (kidding kinda) wishes they would get picked up. Others turning into munchie hounds needing exercise while others who loved meat are turning into vegans. People who loved music […]

School End?

lucky our school has online programs to keep her going. unlucky that homework is doing things that require food not in the pantry and extra time when i have business calls… beggars can’t be choosers tho when it comes to education. being a stay at home mum, business woman etc is exhausting… wish i could […]

Language

Decided not to take the summer off… this is going really well and at a great price… something to think about: https://www.rosettastone.com/ https://www.rosettastone.com/homeschool/